E X C L U S I V E S

 

S T O R I E S

 

Here is a previously unpublished addition to the tourbusting series.

 

T O U R B U S T I N G 3

 

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Here are three short stories which appear in the Adventures ebook.


D I E . F R A U . O H N E . S C H A T T E N

(1995)

 


W I F E


Probably the most ancient of the stories here.

I wrote it around the same time (1995) as the stories Mr Kipling,

Flies I and Flies II which appear in Adventures.

(It has, in truth, been published before: in Concrete, the UEA student newspaper.)


A R N D A L E


At one point I intended this to be the last Adventure in Capitalism.

I think everyone else thinks it’s just too nasty to publish.